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"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming,...'WOW! What a ride!' "
 

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Comments and Observations:

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When you have to determine why things went wrong, you need to know how they work.

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Why do so many self-help activities take place in groups ??

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Any problem that can be solved with money isn't a problem - its just an expense"

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If the automobile industry had evolved the way the computer industry did, a Rolls-Royce would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.  - Author unknown

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If it is true that we are what we eat then everyone must be fast, cheap and easy!!!!!!

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When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently just disappear into the cosmos for no reason.

When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the office. One of them is bound to work.

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Frequently Asked Questions at Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

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